The Road Goes on Forever...

umm, guy in the white mercedes behind me? you're wearing earmuffs while driving. you look like a fucking moron.

um, lady riding my ass? there's four lanes of highway here, and it's pretty wide open. you're on my ass, why?

um, dudes in the truck? the left lane is for cars. trucks are banned from it. so, thanks for getting in the left lane and clogging it up.

so, i was wondering. if you're in the HOV lane, and a cop comes screaming up behind you, lights flashing, and on the hurry to somewhere - probably Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts or something - do you pull over onto the psuedo-shoulder (moderately illegal), do you pull across the double thick white lines into the high speed line (definitely illegal), or do you do something else?

just wonderin'....